VILLA - YOU'RE HAVING A LAUGH!

Milan Baros helped fire the Czech Republic in to the Semi-Finals of Euro 2004 earlier with his fifth goal of the tournament, taking him to the lead in the race for the Golden Boot and the first player since Michel Platini to score in every round.

However, laughable stories pushed further by ITV this afternoon suggest that Aston Villa may be looking to bid for the striker. But money's tight at Villa Park didn't you know so they might offer £3 million.

Hmmm... multiply it by ten and we'll have a think about it.

Anfield Online